--- /dev/null
+#!/bin/bash
+
+find "$HOME/.purple/logs/" -type f -print0 \
+ | xargs -0 grep -I --no-filename -v '(notice)' \
+ | sed -e 's/<[^>]*>//g; s/ / /g; s/&[nm]dash;/-/' \
+ | sed -ne "s/^(..:..:.. ..) [a-zA-Z0-9@ _.-]\{1,25\}: \(.*\)$/\1/p" \
+ | perl -0777 -p -e's/\s+/\n/mg' \
+ | grep -v '^&.*;$' \
+ | sed -e 's/^\W\+//g; s/\W\+$//g' \
+ | grep '^[a-z.'\''-]\{3,16\}$' \
+ | sort \
+ | uniq -c \
+ | sort -nr